Let us all celebrate the impending death of the "turkey" by placing a turkey bird on our plates once a year, covered in rich gravy, as rich as the "turkey" 's nonsense has been since 1923, and rejoice in anticipation of this "turkey" 's end and in hope that such ultra nationalistic crap never comes back.
Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
Ps. I propose the 12th day, of the 12th month of the 12th year of this millennium as the first interfaith regional Thanksgiving day. It's close enough to the end of the year, just as the "turkey" 's end is edging ever closer.